How To Talk Dirty In Bed: Love Making Made Easy in 60 Ways

Erotic stories and dirty talk in bed is a sureshot way to arouse your partner. Let us explore 60 ways in which your love making can be enhanced.

By Amanda Palmer
How To Talk Dirty In Bed: Love Making Made Easy in 60 Ways

Stimulate the mind

Quiet or silent sex can get very boring. You need to keep coming up with different sexy stuff to make your partner horny and go crazy with desire. Sex stimulation and arousal begin in the mind. When you visualize or fantasize about something sexy, you stimulate the mind and you get horny. Sex is much better when both the partners are covered with desire and lust. After the initial honeymoon phase of a couple relationship wears off, sex becomes monotonous and one needs to add on new and thrilling stuff to your sexual intimacy to make it pleasurable. If you don't want your sex life to be dull and boring, you can try sex toys and even watch porn to get yourself and your partner in the mood for sex. Talking dirty with your woman builds sexual tension lands you up in an incredible sexual experience. Here are some sexy and dirty talk phrases to make your woman horny and make your love making easy:

Start slowly

While you are in bed with your partner and about to initiate some dirty talk with him, you have to be careful about starting slowly and go step by step. If you talk extremely explicit stuff right at the start, it might freak your partner totally. You have to get him in the mood slowly. Here are some 10 questions which can give you a good start: 1. I wish I could control myself around you. You have such an unexplainable magnetic pull about you that makes me rip off your clothes and make love to you then and there. 2. I wish we get more time like this to ourselves and I could have you all to myself. 3. I am going to mark you mine tonight. 4. I wish all could stay inside you all my life. 5. I can see your boobies have grown since the last time I saw you. 6. I can barely concentrate right now. All I want is to grab you and tear off your clothes. 7. I love it when you wear such tight clothes. 8. You are in for a big sex surprise tonight. 9. Now don't you look at me like that, I feel like chewing your lips and eating you all over. 10. I can see your nipples harden against your tee.

Initiate dirty talk while you are in bed

After you have built a considerable amount of sexual tension with your girlfriend, you can bet that she is in the mood too. You need to take her inside the bedroom and get all cozy with her. Here you can be a little more explicit with your talks to get her really horny and crazy for you. Read on further for some 10 more dirty questions while in bed: 11. Tonight is going to be a lot of fun. 12. Do not look at me like that, you are making me wet already. 13. Show me what you are wearing tonight for me. 14. Tonight I am going to teach you a few new things in bed. I will dominate you and you shall become my slave. 15. I love the sounds you make. 16. I am going to eat your pussy tonight. 17. I often imagine you getting pounded by our next door neighbor while I stand and watch. 18. I want to taste you all over today. 19. You sound so sexy when I go down on you. 20. What do you feel doing to me?

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Customize your talk according to her tastes

The questions above will prepare your girlfriend for a great sexual encounter. These are a kind of foreplay which stimulate the mind and makes you horny. Fantasizing, while having sex with your partner, is also a great way of love-making. Of course, your partner has to be open to the idea of fantasy. You can use your neighbor's name or any other common friend whom you both mutually like. Imagining sex with someone you both know triggers the mind and stimulates your senses. By fantasizing about sex with someone else you are not cheating on your partner but just adding some spice to your sex life. You can create your questions and talks about your partner's likes and dislikes. This will help her get into the mood easily. If you tell her to fantasize herself with someone she detests, she will get turned off obviously. You also need to tailor-make your conversations around her tastes. For example, if she hates anal sex and you tell her to think about anal sex then she will definitely not get turned on. Here are some 10 more questions which will further increase the heat in bed: 21. Come closer to me honey and let me smell you. 22. Why don't you touch me now. 23. Do you like it when I blow hot air near your earlobes? 24. I wish we could both have sex somewhere outdoors. 25. I want to try every sex position possible with you today. 26. Your breasts drive me crazy. 27. I want to spank your butt till they become red. 28. Come and sit on my cock and feel how hard you make me every time. 29. I am going crazy with lust, can you see my hard-on. 30. How would you feel If I went down on you right now?

Watch some porn on YouTube together in bed

If you are skeptical about initiating some verbal dirty talk then you can always watch some porn on YouTube together and comment on their actions. This will also get your partner aroused and in the mood. Often watching porn is the best way to build up sexual tension and to get your partner horny. You can ask her what she would like to watch. Let her come up with her favorite porn video so that you can tailor make your sexual encounter according to her preferences and have an easy but very passionate love making session. There are some great videos on YouTube which will help you both get into the mood. Here are some other questions you can ask while watching YouTube together: 31. Which video would you want to watch? I know you find this porn star really hot. Let's watch some of her videos together. 32. I love this slow stripping of clothes. You see how she does it in the video. I also want to slowly strip you off every bit of clothing tonight. 33. See how the guy is torturing her with a whip on her breasts. Just looking at the video is making me wet. 34. I want to kiss, pinch and suck your nipples tonight. 34. See how the guy is teasing her down there. 35. I want to suck your clit dry tonight. 36. I will cum in your mouth tonight. 37. I will show you what aggressive sex is tonight. 38. Someday I will do a threesome with you. 39. Come, let me push you against the wall and pound you. 40. Your skin is so silken, soft and velvety. Come wrap around me like a blanket.

You can also send dirty text messages

If you want to have some dirty talk with your partner while she is at work, you can send her some dirty text messages. These text messages will make her horny at work and make it difficult for her to concentrate on her work. Your text messages can range from mere teasing to downright explicit depending upon your relationship. She will run into your arms as soon as she is back from work. Here is how you can make her come running from her office: 41. What colored panties are you wearing right now? 42. I was just lying down in our bed imagining the moment you will come and lay next to me. 43. I will grab you, rip you apart and fuck you like there is no tomorrow. 44. Today I will become your master and push a vibrator down your sweet pussy and see you moan with pleasure. 45. Come to me, darling, early, can't wait to get close to you. 46. I want to put my cock inside your warm and inviting mouth. 47. I am masturbating thinking about you right now. 48. I want to wrap your pussy around my cock. 49. I never thought I will meet someone who drives me this crazy. 50. I can taste you right now.

Start dirty talk on phone

You can also have some dirty talk on the phone with your partner. Your voice gets husky when you have a dirty talk with someone and the mere tone of the husky voice drives anyone crazy. Call your partner on the phone and have some great phone sex with her while she is alone at home. There is nothing wrong with such sexual intimacies and they only help to make the bond with your partner stronger. Here is how you can dirty talk on phone with your partner: 51. Hi, I have been waiting to call you since the morning today. What are you wearing? 52. What if I come from your balcony right now and do some amazing things to you? 53. Would you like me to suck your breasts and your pussy? 54. You were looking very sexy in that white dress today. I wish I could get a peep into your panties. 55. My cock is erect right now just thinking about you. 56. Do you want to taste my cum? 57. I want to tie you up and do some naughty things to you. 58. I can almost feel you beside me hearing your sexy voice on the phone. 59. I want you to shout abuses at me while I fuck you really hard. 60. We have to meet tomorrow and I have to show you my sexual talents.

These 60 ways mentioned above are just some ways in which you can have some dirty talk in the bed. You can come up with anything that revolves around your lives to make your sex fun and thrilling. It is important to make each other horny before love making and dirty talk is a great way to stimulate and tease your sexual senses.

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