Make him hard with these naughty texts & relish your love life
Relationships would last longer if both parties involved made efforts to keep the flame burning. Sexual intimacy is a great way to keep the spark between you and him alive. There are small tricks that you can use that will trigger the sexy mood in your guy that will make him crave you - that is exactly what you should do. According to some data, men have great imagination when it comes to sex. Call it softcore, hardcore or even BDSM. Yes, like it was shown in the movie, Fifty Shades of Grey. The only problem is the lack of efforts from your partner. If you want to make him hard and crave you like no other, add a pinch of spice to your texts, and that should do the magic (just like the old times).
Why texts, why not call?
Calls are known for their real-time talk between two people, and that doesn't allow one to think before speaking or speak something sexy. On the other hand, texting has become one of the most popular ways to connect with your sexy partner without interfering in their daily routine and giving the space they deserve. When I say texting, I'm referring to sexting or sex texts. The new word has acquired international acclaim and has become popular among couples. While sending and receiving texts, it becomes easier for both the guy and girl to think and act accordingly. It goes with the proverb "Think Before You Leap." Read on for more benefits of texts over calls. Calling someone might interfere with their schedule and it often causes problems for couples. On the other hand, texts are easy to send and it only takes a few seconds to compose and send.
How can texts help you make him hard?
If you have been thinking about this question, you are in for a treat since we have the answers right here. Sexy texting or sexting has a great impact on relationships. With a small naught and sexy text, you can actually make him hard down under and get you laid, too. Sexting plays a crucial role in establishing and growing relationships. It can make relationships healthier and foster a strong bond between the two. Talking about men's motivation towards sex, you can use it to your leverage by doing the same. You know your guy might be thinking about you, right? You can spice up his dirty imagination by sending a naughty text. Sending a series of sex texts will force his brain to think about you. He will become restless just thinking about you and wanting to be you, physically. Whenever he sees your name on his phone in the Inbox, it will trigger a mild erection that makes his reproductive organ hard and next thing you know, he will come home early - won't waste a single minute - to get you on the bed and act out the part per your sexting messages. Below, I have compiled a list of 60 sexy texts that will make him hard. Read through the paragraph under each text to find out where and how you can use these sexy texts.
What type of texts will make him hard?
The choices are in abundance. Men have an indescribable yearning towards sex, and you just have to blow the wind to ignite the full fire. If you are thinking about which texts to send, note that there are numerous texts available online. Below is a compiled list of 60 freaky flirty and sexy texts that were taken from every genre that will trigger and stimulate his brain and make him come home early to you - not wasting a single moment.
60 Sexy Texts That'll Make him Hard
1) I want you. Now.
If you think this text is too freaky and won't attract your partner towards you, think again. Your guy knows how quickly your mood can change and who'd want to lose that time when they can have sex? So wherever he is, whatever he is doing, he will be right there in front of you, before you might decide to rest your levels of chemicals flowing in your nerves. You can even use it as "leverage" against him since when it comes to sex, time is of the essence. Let me put this in simpler terms. It's always better to be home before the pie finishes. So think about it and use it for your good.
2) I am dirty and going to have a shower. But when I return, I want you to make me dirty again.
If you didn’t get it, you shouldn’t use these types of texts. You are being aroused and asking your lover to get inside you and make you dirty.
3) I’ll be wearing ONLY heels tonight.
A truly mad line that girls can use to turn on boys. Think about it from a guy's perspective and you will get a hard stimulation. Trust me, it just works.
4) What if I offer you three wishes and grant them all? What would you like to do in bed tonight?
He might be in-charge of the bed, but it is you who can choose to either accept or reject his weird position requests. That is where these types of texts come into play. Send it to him and make him feel special.
5) It’s about time to try out the new position you were talking about.
You've tried all the positions you know and you heard about a new one. You haven't tried it yet, but after being alone at home for a while, you start to feel aroused. That's where this text comes into play.
6) Did you jerk off lately?
Men often jerk off to release their sexual tension. Ask about it, and he will likely get hard again.
7) I would rather be with you. In bed. Right now.
Feeling aroused? You can send this text to him and get an undivided attention from your lover almost instantly.
8) I had a wet dream last night. Can you guess who was in the dream? A small hint, I am sending text to him right now.
Tease him, turn him on, and rock his world in bed tonight. These types of texts have more potential than the other ones because with this text, you are teasing him and making him feel special in the relationship, all at once.
9) I want you so bad. Come over right away.
He's busy at the office, and you're at home. What if you can send a text that can grab his attention, right away? Try this once, and you will be surprised how things will move according to your needs and wants.
10) You’re so strong and big down under and I can’t stop thinking about you.
Even if you don’t use the word ‘down under,' it is no doubt that your boyfriend or lover will understand what you are trying to say.
11) I wouldn’t mind giving you a love bite today.
Do you wish for physical attention from your lover and want it to be intimate and a memorable moment? Love bites are notoriously known as signs of love. Or lovemaking for that matter.
12) My favorite place for me to sit is on your face and….
Open-ended sentences spike up the imagination of your man, and that is what will force him to think about what might happen after your sentence ends in reality. So if you want him to get hard, try this one for sure.
13) I am sitting on the kitchen counter thinking about you between my legs.
Beds are things of the past. Nowadays, couples try a whole lot of different places (such as the kitchen counter, dining table, backyard, etc). Invite him over for an intimate encounter between your legs and let him wait till the night arrives.
14) I wish you could sleep with me tonight to keep me warm cause all I have are my panties.
If you're feeling sexy and want your boyfriend or lover to be on your side, cuddling you, then send him this particular text. Drive him crazy and make him come home early so you can get laid.
15) Imagine you're making love to me by pushing me against the wall. Isn’t it nice?
Assumptions and imaginations can make things much more creative. Lovemaking is an art. But when you think like this, you can make it a truly memorable experience.
16) I was looking at sex toys today.
Hint about your situation innocently by not directly telling him that you are feeling aroused. Instead, camouflage your situation with these texts. And don’t worry, he will understand the message clearly.
17) Currently, I am sending you texts using one hand because the other one is busy somewhere else. Guess where it is?
Tease your partner with such texts. Play the guessing game where he fills out the sentence with his imagination, making both you and him sexually aroused and, eventually, active.
18) Even after I am covered in blankets, it’s freezing in here. Should I put some clothes on as well?
That’s a question that every guy would like to hear. Since you are teasing your lover without directly mentioning that you are naked, this will turn him on instantly. Play it subtly!
19) I am imagining your hands on my body… your mouth on my body… and finally, your body on mine...
Start with the hands to mouth and then body over body just like you did last night.
20) I like when you are in charge. It makes me wet.
Praise your partner for being in-charge in bed and explicitly state that this thought makes you happy and wet. You just might awaken a new side of him.
21) Guess where my tongue could be on your body?
Feeling aroused? Texting this message will cause a stir on the recipient side where your partner will be desperate to respond both via texts and then in bed.
22) Thinking about you touching me, literally, turns me on.
Message him that whenever you think about him touching you, it turns you on and you become madly in love.
23) Whenever your names pop up on the mobile screen, my knees weaken.
This is a pretty innocent text camouflaged under a rustic and pretty adult thought.
24) What things turn you on? I would like to do it next time I am with you.
Ask your partner about the things and activities that turn him on. Use it next time he is with you and when you feel horny.
25) I made a big mess today. I think you will have to give me a big spanking tonight.
Start your conversation when you want your partner to try something different and texting such a message will do just the job.
26) I had a dirtiest, sexist, and wettest dream recently. Would you like to hear it over text or at home?
Invite your partner to hear about the sexiest dream you had over text or at home. Make it a little spicier and add some extra touches by including things that turn him on to start an intense night session.
27) I am laying on my bed right now thinking about your hard ‘world engine’.
Is your partner a comic fan? Add a lovemaking request text with a comic reference like a hard ‘world engine,’ and you will get shocked to see his aroused reply.
28) Hey babe, would you like me to wear my sporty or lacy thong tonight?
Send such type of texts when you want him to choose between your outfit in bed. Of course, he will select something which looks sexy and something which can be unstrapped easily.
29) Next time when I see you, I want to be as dirty as possible.
Get sexy and send these texts to make him hard and crave you like no other.
30) What can we do tonight to keep things spiced up in bed?
If you are unaware or confused about things to do tonight, but still want your night to be special, simply ask your partner about it. It will get his imagination going and tonight just might turn into the spiciest night yet.
31) What’s your favorite memory about our lovemaking?
Ask him what he likes the most about when you had sex, and you can use it to make him happy and hard whenever you see fit.
32) Nothing gets me wetter than thinking about you my love.
Even girls get wet when aroused but on a totally different level. Let him know how much he means to you.
33) It sounds weird but I couldn’t stop myself from thinking about us last night. It kept replaying over and over again.
Tease your partner about the experience you had last night and send him a signal that you would like to experience it again.
34) You’ll have to help me get all my straps and snaps off my body tonight.
Straps are the only barrier between your breasts and your partner’s hands or say mouth. You can tease him about the straps he will have to remove to reach the core.
35) Give me a ‘hard’ surprise between my legs tonight.
Invite him to dinner and then between those curved thighs of yours. Setting up romantic candles will make the lovemaking affair more intimate.
36) I was just thinking about you and me and suddenly, I found myself completely undressed and wet down under.
That’s something that will push the envelope to the next level.
37) Let the party begin. Don’t let your hips stop tonight.
In this context, hips signify pumping between your legs.
38) It's a mystery but I’ll give you a clue. Tonight, you will be the special guest between my legs.
Make him feel horny by sending such texts to your partner.
39) I would like to invite you over for the weekend, however, I cannot guarantee that I can keep my hands to myself.
If you are going to live alone this weekend, ask your partner to join in to spend some quality time with him.
40) Kiss burns calories. I can help you burn all of them off your body.
Kiss does burn calories, and that is where you can help your boyfriend shade that extra calorie.
41) I get distracted at work, especially, especially when I am thinking about you and your...
Another open sentence which your partner can fill with his own words. Men love being teased when it comes to sex, and that is what makes the foundation of intimacy strong.
42) Who gave you the right to be so sexy?
Do you think your partner is sexy enough that actually turns you on? Why not ask him directly?
43) I can’t help but think about the intimate encounter with you when I hear this song. Would you like to make it a ‘reality’?
Songs are easy to remember and are often about love. You can think of a love song and associate it with your boyfriend or partner.
44) You can help me put on some sunscreen. I’ll return the favor by taking off my bikini tonight.
Tease him by texting about the sunscreen and bikini. Guess what? Your partner could make it home quickly than usual.
45) Just FYI, you are hot, attractive and have a good physique and now you can have me for yourself.
Let your guy know that he is hot and attractive. Such compliments will make your relationship strong. Then you can present yourself as his gift, and everybody knows what that means.
46) Just to make things clear. If you were here right now, I wouldn’t hug or kiss or even cuddle you hard. Just Kidding though.
Tease him by texting this particular message first you deny giving a kiss, hug, or cuddle and then adding the phrase ‘Just Kidding.' It will spike his testosterone levels leading to a hard erection.
47) You were screaming pretty filthy words last nights. Wanna scream it tonight again?
Lovemaking is often associated with filthy words. If your lover has been making such noises last night, invite him over for a re-do tonight.
48) What was the wettest dream you had with me?
Start your conversation with something like a question about his sexual life and dreams. Ask him about his wettest dream with you.
49) Meet me in bed, right when you enter the house.
Men love surprises. So when he walks into the house and jumps into bed, you can give him the surprise of his lifetime.
50) Do you have any fetishes or fantasies to complete?
Give him the charge to complete his fetishes and fantasies in bed.
51) I feel as if something is missing. It’s you between my legs.
Invite your partner for wholesome loads of sexual experience without being indirect about it. With this message, you can easily turn him on and hard as a hot rod.
52) I am sucking on a blow pop. Perhaps, I wish it was you.
Another text that will certainly leave your partner soaking in sweat and wanting for more. Who knows if he will pop over to your place to give you exactly what you wished for.
53) Here is a self-confession. Sometimes I turn myself on just thinking about you. And I can’t help it.
Touching in this context means masturbating and it is something everybody knows. Invite him for a lovely evening where you and him can get laid over and over again.
54) I’m so wet thinking about you now.
What does it take to turn on a guy? A little text will sprinkle of sensuality, and that is what you will be sent via this text.
55) The Bed feels empty without you.
Since most of the action takes places in bed, the bed has been renowned for lovemaking. When you put the word ‘bed’ in this context, it becomes a freaky and naughty text. Ask your lover about the situation down under cause possibly he might have got hard down after receiving this text.
56) Would you ever want to have sex in public (outside)?
Send as many texts as you can, but this one is epic and full of adrenaline. Having sex outside in public isn’t a cakewalk, but it is full of adventure which is truly memorable. It has the potential to turn on any man.
57) If you could do it anywhere in the world, where would you like to do it with me?
Ask your lover about his freaky imaginations about having sex outside the home. Now that you have finished lovemaking all over the home, indirectly ask your partner to take you somewhere outside.
58) Send me nudes and I’ll send you mine.
Imagine your partner unlocks his phone, opens any messaging app and sees that you just sent him a nude picture. Isn’t it kinky and sexy stuff? Ask for the favor and get surprised.
59) I Just got out of a steamy shower. I’m soaking wet right now.
Provoke your partner to imagine you're taking a shower. Ignite the creative minds of your lover but act as innocent as you can to get the most of it.
60) What are you wearing right now? I Hope you say nothing.
With this sexy text, you are asking your partner if he is naked or ready to be undressed by your hands.
Make the most of your texts to make him hard with these tips
Well, you are entering a whole new arena where your texts can stimulate erection in your partner. But if you want to go through the process where you start by sending sexting messages and end up in bed with your bae, you will have to follow certain tips, Do's and Don'ts to play the game safely.
1. What does he like?
What appeals to him the most? What are the things that make him happy and aroused? Keep a note of all these small details, and you will be able to choose the right type of freaky texts to send and enjoy the fruit later.
2. Use Bait
Have you ever come across a headline on the internet forcing you to open it and read the content? Well, you were tricked by clickbait, and one of its variants will force your partner to respond similarly. When you send him naughty open-ended sexy messages or sexts, your partner can become curious to know what's going on through your mind and that is when he will reply to uncover the freaky truth you are hiding. Even if he is too busy, the bait can make him curious and respond accordingly.
3. Keep your words
It's not a surprise since it - keeping words that you say - is something we all should practice. If you have promised your guy for an erotic sexual encounter, fulfill it. If you don't, you would face the consequences shortly. You may not be able to pull him towards you the next time, even if you want him so much then.
4. Get yourself in the mood for sexy texts and make him hard
Before everything above, the first thing to keep in mind is to make your own mood. Lack of mood corresponds to lack of interest, and your partner will eventually come to know about it. Trust me. It won't make him happy, whatsoever.
5. Avoid Unappealing things
Tip #1 and #5 go hand in hand. Sending messages which are appealing and of his liking will certainly arouse him. However, sending texts that will make your partner unhappy or disappointed is a BIG NO. So avoid sending messages that your partner doesn't like.
I hope the advises and sample sexting messages above will help you score big time. Don't be afraid to try out new things. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Life is short. Experiment and enjoy!