100 Cute But Dirty Pick Up Lines Every Guy Will Love

You want to know some cheesy or dirty pick up lines that guys love? Here are some of them which you can tell a cute guy and he goes crazy.

By Jesse
100 Cute But Dirty Pick Up Lines Every Guy Will Love

Girls Should Also Drop Pick Up Lines

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It’s quite a common stereotype out there that it’s guys who should use cheesy pick up lines on girls. Almost every girl has been approached by a guy and in an attempt to win her, he dropped a cheesy line. But men also love dirty pick up lines. In fact, they feel it’s cute when girls are dropping those cheesy lines on them. Unfortunately, most women are naturally coy and they just sit back and wait for the guys they like to come over. If you are one of those women, perhaps you lost that guy you liked just because you didn’t let him know you wanted him or you didn’t do it well. As a woman, you can step up your game by dropping some cheesy lines on the cute guy you like. But it’s not just any pick up line, it has to be a clever one that is dirty in an attractive manner. Men are naturally visual, and when you throw some cheesy dirty lines at them, your stimulate their imagination. So, when you drop some dirty pick up lines on him, that is a total game changer and you might get his attention. Here are some of those cheesy and dirty pick up lines you can use on a guy.

1. Hey, what’s your name? I need to know what I’ll be screaming tonight: One of the dirty pick up lines

When you tell a guy like this, he will definitely know that it will be going down tonight, you didn’t tell him directly that you want him to have sex with you, but it was a dirty pick up line though.

2. I like your sweater. What’s it made out of? Boyfriend material? : One of the best cheesy pick up lines

When a guy hears this, he definitely knows you want a boyfriend, and not just any boyfriend but him. Get that cute guy.

3. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?: The cute guy will perhaps freshen up his mouth

When you ask a guy that, he definitely knows you want a kiss and you chose a cheesy way to express it. He somehow gets impressed and wouldn’t want to wait longer to get busy with you.

4. Those are some great pants! How does the zipper work?: Of all the lines, this one is crazy

Most guys will know what you are after and he will probably look around to see if anyone is watching so that he can invite you to come and find out how that zipper works, knowing you are after something else.

5. Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you: Ouch! Pick up lines get this dirty?

This is the moment the cute guys think you will be going down the next minute and his dick starts rising from the shackles. Don’t disappoint him by not doing what you meant. Just give him the blowjob.

6. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?: That cute guy’s name is George, and you know it

When throwing lines, you have a goal. This one is for those girls who want free kisses from the cute guys. You know his real name, but you act like you don’t just to have his attention, starting with the kiss.

7. Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down: An Australian kiss is a dirty kiss? What a cheesy line?

I’ve never heard of an Australian kiss and he hasn’t either. But the moment you ask him that he will be thinking of a kiss but not aware of which one it is. Before he can even think for a second, you drop him the answer.

8. You look like a hard worker, I have an opening you can fill: The kindest cheesy line

All cute guys know that they need work to do and that line can get them off guard, but some of them will understand that you want a boyfriend who will work hard on you.

9. You have an idea of what looks good on you? Me: A direct cheesy line

You have just told the cute guy that you have chosen him over other guys and he is the one you need. That wasn’t so hard. Right? Now you see, you don’t have to wait for him to throw lines at you.

10. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be: Dirty, dirty girl!

You just told him that you are going to have sex. Did he raise his eyebrows, or he just smiled?

11. I’m not wearing any socks, yet I have the underwear to match: A cute way of telling him you want to be banged

Guys will think beyond and imagine that you also don’t want the underwear on. After all, why do you tell him when you can remove it yourself? Sex is the next thing.

12. If I would have known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini: If you are wet you need something hard in you

That’s a way used by girls let guys know they are already so horny and they need to get down to business. You just admit you are wet but throw a cheesy line to complete it.

13. Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight: He wants to be cute forever so he won’t hold his breath

You know he must breathe to survive and you have just trapped him. Since he knows he has to breath, he will just have to fuck you.

14. You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight: Someone’s son will just have to read your dirty mind

This is a way to make guys know that their partners want some sex that evening and he has to prepare.

15. Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it: Porno with no camera?

He will ask himself that also. But then he won’t think about it much since he will have sensed somebody needs something hard in her.

16. You look familiar. Ever had sex with me before?: Well, we should Is this even a pick up line?

Yes, it is a direct one. It’s dirty somehow, but sometimes you might have to be so direct when you know it’s hurting down there.

17. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back: It’s kind to return a kiss

When you borrow a kiss from that cute guy, you let him know that you need it and you will kiss him too.

18. Let’s play Titanic! When I say “iceberg” you go down: If you want him to eat your cookie

That’s a cheesy way of telling him that you want to be eaten out. The Titanic sank, he will sink his tongue into your cum.

19. is there a mirror in your pocket? I can see myself in your pants: To let him know you want to get there

This will basically let the guy know you want to suck his dick.

20. Do you think it’s loud in here? Because you can use my thighs as earmuffs

Well, he will get it. You want him to go down there and play with your vagina. Is it moist already?

21. What kind of Uber would you be, a long or a short ride?: Guys begin explaining how long they ride

A cute and intelligent one will invite you for a ride to discover how long the journey will be.

22. I hear you have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room and close the door

He knows too well that your room is not a place to relax but another office.

23. If you were in my bed, I wouldn’t need the covers to keep me warm: A guy’s warmth is not the same as your covers but…

Yes, you just informed him you need him in your bed to keep you company.

24. My bed is broken, may I sleep in yours?: Sorry!

I take my sorry back. But there is almost no guy who wouldn’t share a bed with you, but you would definitely pay the price.

25. Hey you. Wanna go halfsies on a baby?: Wow! Didn’t see that coming

Asking him if you will have sex.

26. Is your name Richard? I have been looking for Dick all day

Every dude including Dickson has a companion who is always with him, by the name of “Dick.”

27. How do you like your eggs? Personally, I like mine fertilized: His balls are eggs for now

You definitely make the guy know that where eggs are involved, sex is a must.

28. Do these look real? Do they feel real?: The boobs, hips, lips, etc.

You basically invite him to experience your womanhood.

29. I hear sex is a killer. Do you want to die happy?: Sex killed who?

He will get it, unless he is nuts.

30. Is it went here, or it’s just me?

That will get him off guard and a gentleman won’t allow you to get wet and leave you alone.

31. Your license should be suspended for driving me so crazy

When guys here this, they know that they have perfected their art and so far, everything is fine.

32. You look cold, I could warm you up

This is not a dirty way to tell cute guys that you want them close but the simplest way to say you care.

33. If your body is wonderland, I’m Alice

Cute guys see this as a dirty way to tell them you want them. But is it that dirty?

34. I can take my pants off in record time. Let’s see how long it takes you: Not like you use timers but...

Guys know when you want your underwear removed, you are asking for sex.

35. Let’s allow latex to get between our love

You shouldn’t just tell him you want him to bang you with a condom on.

36. Smile if you want to sleep with me, don’t if you want to sleep with me You leave him with no option

Cute guys know you want sex right away.

37. I’m no horse, but I wouldn’t mind if you rode me

That’s making him know you will be the only horse he can ride with his dick inside.

38. I’ll cook you some dinner now if you promise to make me breakfast tomorrow

This is rather a cheesy way rather than a dirty way to ask guys to sleep over. Brilliant guys will get it.

39. Your belt looks way too tight. Let me loosen it for you

When you tell a guy this, he will just know you are trying to get closer to the guy below the belt. It’s not a dirty way of letting cute guys know you want it.

40. Trip to In-N-Out burger or trip in-n-out of me?: Sex!

Girls say this to cute guys to make them aware that there is a better place they can be getting busy, their vaginas.

41. You remind me of a light switch. I want to turn you on

When guys are bored, some pick up lines like this one ignite their deeper feelings and they roll back to a sexual mood.

42. I was feeling a little bored, but you definitely turned me on: Appreciation!

This pick up line allows him to know that the role he just played in your life was good.

43. My heads are really cold. Can I put them down your pants to warm them up?

Most guys will perhaps think you want to put your hands in their pockets, but the ones with cute minds will let you make a move and put your hands where you want.

44. I wouldn’t need a spoon full of sugar to swallow you down: Because he is so tasty

When cute guys here this, they know that their partners enjoy giving them blowjobs.

45. I work for UPS, so I’ll be gentle on your package

Yes! You got to be gentle on his package, just like you would want him to be gentle on you.

46. Roses are red, Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, if you will be my 9

OK, even the religious guys who pretend they aren’t so sexual know what 69 is. When you tell your cute partner this, he will know what you want right away.

47. Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then you nail me

It’s loud and clear. Guys want you to be straight. Drinks first then some great sex.

48. It’s so hot in here, or it’s you?

When guys aren’t sure if you like them, they hope that girls will just tell them. This is the best of pick up lines of letting him know he is cute.

49. Are you a fireman? You came in hot and left me wet

You basically make your cute partner know that he drove you crazy until you became wet. Good guys won’t leave you like that.

50. Do you like whales? We could go humpback at my place: Guys smell sex after this

He will definitely know you want sex from the back position.

51. How do guys like you manage to look so great?

A very sweet and clean line to pass your point across. It’s a better way to break the ice for a lady who wants the guy to know she likes him.

52. If I said I loved your body, would you hold it against me?

A classic pick up line that will be sweet and clean for him. If you use that line wisely, you might be lucky to hold him someday.

53. If I died today, I could be happy. I have already seen a little bit of heaven

This line is corny, but guys also love sweet and clean vibes. If you don’t want him to come to your home the first night say this and he will know he stands a chance.

54. Don’t worry about me. I’m not drunk but intoxicated by you

When you are in a bar, you can catch his attention this way. There is no other way than this sultry manner of catching a guy in a bar. You should try it.

55. Hey lovely, do you always work for your cuteness?

For a more sweet and casual line that is clean enough to make him take you seriously, try this, and he will just respond with his own pick up line.

56. I’m not sure what you are thinking about me, but I just hope it’s R-rated

When guys are told this, it’s rather a dirty line, instead of clean which make them see your sexual mind and assume that you are sought of intimate.

57. Pleasure to meet you, handsome

The best pick up lines tend to be basic and this is the most basic here. Your goal is just to make him smile and know you are interested in him.

58. What else do you do apart from making women fall for you

This cute, clean line is sweet and it catches his interest fast. When using this compliment, you also need to be talking about his hobbies and work for it to fit well.

59. You smell…it’s okay, we need to take a shower together

First, you have insulted him and caught him off guard, but you were just setting up bait. However, if he was actually smelly, he will never know that you wanted him in the bathroom for something else.

60. Hello, can I be your play toy for the night?

This is not even a question to him, but an offer which he will gladly accept. You will have to be straightforward while introducing yourself and be sweet and seductive. You can make a dirty move also.

61. Aren’t you freezing right now? You have been naked in my mind for a while now

The best way to drop this pickup line is to be confident and smile. You can run your eyes from his head to toe and then wink while looking at his waist.

62. If you think you might regret this in the morning, then we can sleep in until lunchtime

Most guys wouldn’t resist such an offer. Most guys would want to spend the whole night with you and the entire day too, or even half a day.

63. Did I see you on a magazine cover somewhere?

Compliments of sweet nothing go well for both guys and girls. Even though you might be forced to bend them a little, guys love being told they are gorgeous.

64. Guys love blondes. Would you like to sleep with one?

This is for blondes alone, but you can modify it according to your description and still make him feel like he has never had that experience. You can then finish that with a kiss.

65. Your pants are so tight, I can loosen them for you

You aren’t limited to pants alone. You can think of any clothing that he is wearing but focus on the tighter one. It can be a short, a belt or shirt.

66. The ceiling in my bedroom is so interesting, you need to see it

If you give a guy such an offer, he won’t be able to resist. It’s just a clean way of inviting him to your bedroom and spend quality time with you.

67. Hey handsome, let's play a game. Pretend that my underwear is France and invade it

The smart guys will understand that this is just like their childhood fantasies of military battles and convert it to romantic conquest.

68. You give the word “edible” a whole new meaning

This pick up line is more of a warning to a guy that you are going to eat him. It is certain that it will work on him and you should follow up.

69. I have this special love recipe. It requires a cup of you and me and it should be served hot

The line can be more in-depth, but the point it scores is minimum. It will help you catch his eye even when there is another girl around.

70. My best feature is covered up and you need to find it

When he asks you for your best feature, you can just tell him you don't know, unless he discovers it himself. You leave him wanting to find out.

71. Your place or mine?

Rather direct and sweet, but guys are also picky sometimes. If a guy has fallen for you, he will want to take you to his place. Asking him where he wants both of you to go helps him to know you are interested.

72. What do you want for breakfast?

When you ask a guy like this, he will definitely know you will spend the night together, probably at your place. This line is the most basic of all come-on pick up lines.

73. If you were a car, I would ride you everywhere

If you use this line with a flirtatious look, he will understand that you want to bring him home. Use this line before your stunning introduction and catch him off guard.

74. I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

He will probably laugh at that and maybe tell you that he lost his too. Don’t give up. Ask him to prove it to you. Regardless of whether he is or not, you will have caught your prey for the night.

75. Don’t worry about me, it’s not emotional but physical

This is a great way of telling him you won't mind having a no strings attached relationship or a one-night stand. Guys are afraid to hurt girls sometimes and he might be afraid to give you some false hope.

76. Tonight you can have me for breakfast

Straight to the point, the pick up line is so direct. You make him know that all you want is sex and he can have you until morning. A good guy will offer you what you want.

77. It’s dark outside since all the sunshine is right here

There are times when pick up lines have to be sweet and clean and not seductive. You will make a guy understand what he means to you when you tell him this.

78. Kissing is the language of love. Can we start a conversation?

When saying this, use a seductive tone and be flirty. By doing so, he will be swept off his feet by the line and go for your lips. If you don’t deliver it well, it will sound corny.

79. Honey, when you sat down, I was jealous of the chair

When you say that, he knows that you are jealous of anything that enjoys to touch him because you crazily love him. You will also be showing him that girls can also throw some vibes.

80. It’s like the world was colorless before I met you.

This line is sweet, clean and straight the point for a girl who has been in a fantastic relationship or has been dating a guy and she is not ready to offer sex yet. It’s a little overused though.

81. Your lips were created to be kissed. Let’s not let them get wasted

You tell him this when you long to be kissed, but he doesn’t seem to be thinking that. One way of knowing a guy wants to kiss you is by him staring at your lips. If he is not in the same vibe as you, why not invite him?

82. The only problem with you is your address. It should be the same as mine

This pick up line does magic. You use it to let him know he can also spend time in your house and even forever if he needs to. The line surely helps.

83. The only thing I can’t see in your eyes is your name

A typical way of asking for his name. A good guy will tell you his name and desire to meet you again. The pick up line looks a little bit opaque, but it works sometimes.

84. Can you check your watch and tell me how many seconds it took for me to fall for you?

The moment you drop this pick up line, pause a little for him to realize that you were actually dropping some towards him.

85. Let’s play hockey. I will be the net and you will score

Any guy will get this line. It’s a line used to cut the talk when he is not asking for it and you want it yourself. It’s telling him to screw you right away.

86. Do you have a bandage? I scraped my knee while falling for you

When you drop this pick up line pause for a while and watch it take effect on him. He was perhaps turning to find some bandages or bending to check your knee.

87. If you have sex with me, I will promise to never talk with you again

Use this line if you want a one-night stand or a no strings attached thing. He will know that the only way he can prevent you from bothering you is letting you enjoy him.

88. I lost my rubber duck. Can you take a bath with me instead?

The contrast between the rubber duck and him will make him laugh probably. If it goes well, he will give you what you are asking for.

89. Cops need to arrest you, it’s illegal to be so cute

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It sounds corny, but it works like magic. That pick up line is meant to make him know how good looking he is.

90. Are you as gorgeous on the inside as you are on the outside?

This pick up line is a little bit gross but it surely gets your point across and you can use it to woo that guy you dream of.

91. You are like the best coffee: tall dark and strong

Saying this to a guy shows how much confident you are. With such pick up line, you are actually letting him know what you want and making a move for it.

92. My house is enough for two

This can be an effective pick up line because it’s straight to the point

93. Aren’t you the guy who was going to get me a drink?

If he buys you the drink, consider yourself a winner, and ask for his number too.

94. Hello, babe. I’m just like a tropical island: Hot, wet and ready for visitors

It is not the cleanest line out there, maybe the dirtiest. But either way, it catches him an aware and he prepares to have sex with you.

95. Did you just come out of the oven? You are so hot

Corny but very honest. He will know that you like his looks.

96. Can you take a picture with me? I want to make my ex jealous

This line is a good one. It will make him know you are single and perhaps interested in being in a relationship again, but warning him away from a long-term thing.

97. My mother raised me to be a good girl. Tonight though, I feel a little naughty

You need to lower your voice and be a little bit seductive for this to work.

98. It’s unfortunate you aren’t my math homework. If you were, you would be hard and I could do you on a desk

This pick up line is quite dirty and graphic. But it still works perfectly.

99. The best time is the present. Let’s go for a date

When you try this line, he will stop whatever he is doing and take you out.

100. Let’s take a picture. I need to show Santa what I want for Christmas

Sometimes, the most basic lines are the best, including this.

Who said that girls couldn't drop some pick up lines on guys? It's a two-way thing, and anyone irrespective of gender can express himself or herself. So, as a lady, you can also surprise the guy you like. You won't look bad, but courageous.