50 Savage Breakup Quotes To Read To Let Go Once And For All

Mean nasty AF breakup quotes to let go your bitterness for good

By Fred S.
50 Savage Breakup Quotes To Read To Let Go Once And For All

As the title suggests, we’ve listed down 50 on-point quotes that hit right home when it comes to moving on from a casual break up like an absolute badass. But before we get into those, it’s important to remind you of some fundamentally applicable pointers that always help people in getting over their exes. Breakups can effortlessly cloud our rational judgment with emotional biases, so just read these points out to gain clarity of the situation first. Here they are;  

Recognizing That Emotions Are Absolutely Impermanent

Humans are created to fall weak when a certain wave of negative emotions overtakes them, which is usually the case after a breakup. But, it’s an absolute fact that no matter what emotion you’re feeling right now, it can’t ever be permanent. No one can be permanently happy, or sad, or excited, or horny – right? Similarly, you won’t be angry, sad, and anxious about this meaningless little breakup. Like, people get over deaths... This is nothing.  

Plenty Of Fish In The Sea

Yeah, you might sometimes feel “what if he was the one?” - but that’s just the trick of the trade. Your mind plays that little feat on you because of the instincts that are built into your core, we fear regrets, whether we choose to admit it or not. But always remember that there are literally over 3.5 billion men and 3.5 billion women in the world right now, which means ONE is a mathematically negligible number. So that’s what you should do, neglect their entire existence.  

Trust The Process

If the relationship ended, that’s a clear indicator that you guys weren’t meant to be each other for any longer. When it’s true love, you don’t have to live through constant negative feelings that are stemming right from the person who you’re supposed to ‘love’, it just doesn’t work that way. Make it absolutely certain in your mind that this ex of yours wasn’t meant for you at all! With that established, we’ve got some quotes for you to enjoy relating with. 

Mean Nasty AF Breakup Quotes

For Guys

1. My mother always told me to put things back where I found them... So I’m about to put this bitch in her place.

2. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

3. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce.

4. When your ex says, “You’ll never find anyone like me again.” Tell him, “That’s the point, you idiot.”

5. When you start fantasizing about his funeral, you know it’s over.

6. “Every passing year our relationship gets better”, he said. “But we’re divorced”, she replied. He looked at her, and said “Exactly.”

7. Your ex asking you to be friends after breaking up is like kidnappers asking you to keep in touch after letting you go.

8. Congratulations on your break up! Nobody could stand that bitch anyway.

9. I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

10. Breaking up with you on Facebook was the easiest way for me to let your friends know I was available.

11. My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.

12. Remember that sometimes, not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.

13. I can’t tell if it’s killing me or if it’s actually making me stronger.

14. Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. I win.

15. Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest.

16. Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

17. The hottest love has the coldest end.

18. One of the best times for figuring out who you are and what you really want out of your life? Right after a fucking break-up.

19. Once you’ve made the decision to move on, don’t look back. You will never find your future in the rear view mirror.

20. Not everyone you lose is a loss.

21. “You can keep your love, I will keep my respect.” - Amit Kalantri

22. “No one can pull anyone back from anywhere. You save yourself or you remain unsaved.” - Alice Sebold

23. “I’m all glued back together now. I make no apologies for how I chose to repair what you broke.” - (Grey’s Anatomy)

24. “You can’t make homes out of human beings. Someone should have already told you that.” - Warsan Shire

25. “You not wanting me was the beginning of me wanting myself.” - Nayyirah Waheed

For Girls

26. How am I supposed to forget you when every time I go outside, I see things that remind me of you... Like garbage cans and dog shit.

27. If Jennifer Aniston can get over Brad-fucking-Pitt, you can get over that asshole that clearly doesn’t deserve you!

28. Two things; i. Where have you been all my life? ii. Can you please go back there?

29. I got through to a stupid person today!

30. Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn’t.

31. The best revenge against a woman who steals your man from you is to let her keep him.

32. Let’s celebrate your breakup with a night out that produces enough awesome Facebook pictures he’ll have to see them.

33. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because that asshole is finally someone else’s problem.

34. There’s something I’ve been wanting to say since the day we met... Goodbye!

35. Of all mistakes, you were the worst.

36. I know the Bible talks about forgiveness and all but I’m pretty sure Jesus would hold my purse while I kicked your ass.

37. - Hey babe, you heard of the movie “Other people”? - “Yeah, why” - Um, I think we should see it.

38. You’re the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, the ketchup to my ice-cream. My point is, you’re absolutely worthless.

39. Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

40. I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here! - Billy Ray Cyrus

41. It’s not you, it’s me who’s finally realizing that you’re terrible for me.

42. “My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.” - Rita Rudner

43. Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives and make us want to leave footprints on their face.

44. Roses are red, violets are blue. We’re breaking up because I never loved you.

45. “Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.” - Miss Piggy

46. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” - Mararet Mitchell

47. “And if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you! - Dorothy Parker

48. “I am a museum full of art, but you had your eyes shut.” - Rupi Kaur

49. “Sometimes it takes a heartbreak to shake us awake and help us see we are worth so much more than we’re settling for.” - Mandy Hale

50. “When we are in love, we are convinced nobody else will do. But as time goes, others do, and often do, much much better.” - Coco J. Ginger


Break-ups can hurt like a bitch, that’s for sure. But like everything else in life, it all largely depends upon the approach you take to take on the situation. You’ve dated someone and you’ve imagined future with them, you’ve made memories with them and you’ve laughed. However, unfortunately, that lovey-dovey picture isn’t the only thing that your ex painted. There’s always a negative side to it all, which we tend to cast aside when it’s time to grieve over a finished relationship. Something led you to just call quits on the person, and it didn’t happen once – remember that. If they’re the ones who ended it, then it’s still a win for you because it’s unimaginable to spend your life with a person who can’t unconditionally love you for who you are.  

It’s important to recognize your worth and build up morals that stand tall in front of anybody who tries to mold you into the shape of their personal needs. If you chose to submit to wrong demands and accusations, and the sheer drama this ex brought into your life, then that pain would be a continuous one, instead of some temporary breakup blues. This article has hopefully cheered you up by listing down relatable badass quotes that remind you how insignificant that ex was. The silver lining is, you’re absolutely free to live your life the way you want now, so go ahead. All the best to you!  



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