20 Love Jokes For You And Your Partner To Laugh About

Romantic jokes about love that can help level up your date night

By Sameet
20 Love Jokes For You And Your Partner To Laugh About

Jokes as a great tool to express your love

Humor is a trait, loved by all. Don’t you ever realize, that the funniest person in the office or a friend’s group, is the most popular and wanted? Why wouldn’t anyone enjoy a light, happy company where you can laugh your heart out? You see, humor and jokes are also a means to communicate with someone. And you’d be surprised to know how much it can strengthen a relationship.

The best thing you can ever witness is watching your loved one laugh. Even a smile on their face brightens up your day. This not only lightens up the mood but also strengthens the bond between couples. We all know the funny butterfly feeling we get when our lover says something cheesy or expresses their love. Combine that feeling with laughter and giggles. Wouldn’t that be perfect? In a fun casual way, you can totally cheer up your partner and also convey your love at the same time.

Even the more shy kind of people can reveal what’s in their hearts by using jokes with obviously hidden meanings that can certainly boost their confidence.

Types of humor you can use for your partner

There are no limits to jokes or humor, but you always need to keep in mind though that what could easily offend your loved one. Here are some of the safe types of genres of jokes you can use.

Teasing

A little harmless fun didn’t kill anyone. You can mess around with your partner, teasing them with jokes like these. We all do it at some point.

Example:

I said, "I love you so much. I could never live without you."

My girlfriend giggled and asked, "Is that you talking or the beer?"

I said, "It's me talking to the beer..."

OR

Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices.

You're one of them.

Self-deprecating

Making fun of your own self is usually something that can sure make your partner chuckle up. It’s the way comedians use to cheer up the audience.

Example:

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Love Puns

Puns are adorable. They’re so casually clever, you are bound to laugh at the most stupid ones even. This is a very cute way to appreciate your partner and show your love.

Example:

You light my fire, probably because you’re my perfect match.

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Dark humor

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This one is to go for if you and your partner are into an extreme type of content, whether love life or humor. The people who are into this kind are different too, so make sure you find yourself a partner just like that. Dark humor isn’t for everyone, people easily get offended.
 

Example:

I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

20 Love Jokes to Lighten the Mood

Here are some jokes that can crack up your partner and keep things between you two light and easy.

For Him, The Boyfriend

1. Try a little cheesy something,

You: How many letters are in the alphabet?

Him: 26.

You: I thought there was 21?

Him: No?

You: “Oh, I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T”.

2. Directions

This one can surely take him by surprise, try it while using some navigation app on your phone and ask him,

You: Can I have directions?

Him: To where?

You: Your heart.

3. When you see a “no smoking sign” you need to stop and turn to him.

You: I don’t think we can go in here.
Him: Why not?
You: Look at that sign! *point to the no smoking sign* they won’t let you and your smoking hot bod in!

4. You’ll get in trouble for this one.

You: I just called 911!
Him: Why?
You: To report a robbery.
Him: OMG! What happened?
You: I told them you stole my heart.

5. Competitive

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.

But I laugh more.

For Her, The Girlfriend

6. Pretty sure your girl can relate to all these

 My girlfriend keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.

I’m not buying it.

7. Game

My girlfriend said to me last night, “You treat our relationship like some kind of game!”

Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.

8. Privacy

My girlfriend thinks I don’t respect her privacy enough.

At least, that’s what it says in her diary.

9. Catch her by surprise by saying something like

Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

10. Small hands

A T-Rex told his girlfriend, “I love you this much,” as he stretched out his arms. To which the girlfriend replied, “That’s not very much at all!”

Sweet Joke Message for Text

11. Knock Knock

The knock-knock jokes have always been a classic especially now in text messages.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive, who?

Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.

12. Now this one is kind of accurate

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Arrive naked... with beer.

13. Nothing too complicated, small wishes like these work too

If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas

14. A little tease won’t hurt

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

15. Red Room

If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors. Don’t be alarmed, baby you're just in my heart.

Romantic Jokes

16. Wanting a little peck from you partner? Try this

You: I think there’s something wrong with your lips.
Him: What is it?
You: They’re not kissing mine!

Check out these really cute pick up lines too, 

17. Butterflies

Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.

18. Juno

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno, who.
Juno that you’re the love of my life?

19. Parasite

You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!

20. Hooking Up

Have you ever been fishing before? I only ask because I really think that we should hook up.

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Summary

Every relationship and couple is different from the other and everyone has different taste for humor. But one thing is for sure, the existence of humor and happy moods is what makes great memories. After all, couples who laugh together, stay together.

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