20 Science Pick Up Lines To Impress the Brainies

Pick up lines that work with the intellect and raise your IQ too

By Kimmy
20 Science Pick Up Lines To Impress the Brainies

It Seems So Hard to Impress the Intellectuals

Atoms, extraterritorial life, DNA, the periodic table...All the things you abandoned in the 11th grade. To impress a brain, you can't pull out your normal cheesy, sleeky moves. They don't buy that. With all the books and research papers they read, they are expecting a lot more from you. Your average pick-up lines will be literal jokes in front of them.

Pounding over how to pick up that geeky nerd? You are the right place! We've got 20 science pick-up lines that you don't have to fuss over what to say to your dream crush next time!

20 Science Pick Up Lines to Impress the Brainies

1. My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium because I am in love with U.

Don't even know what Uranium is? Worry no more, after you say this, the elements should be the last thing on both of your minds! You'd both be chuckling over how cheesy yet brilliant this pick-up line is!

2. Do you have 11 protons? Because you are sodium fine.

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Gotta love science. Like sodium, she is SO DAMN FINE! Best pick-up line to use on a scientist you meet at a conference.

3. You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.

If this ain't the cheesiest line...Even the science nerds know it's cheesy, but there's the mesmerizing touch to all science pick-up lines they can't resist.

4. I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate — if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

Now, this is an impressive one. Who'd have thought you'd have knowledge of explosives? The proud face you put on when she has her mouth wide open, stunned by how intelligent you are will be priceless.

5. You must be copper because I always CU in my dreams.

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Yep, copper is one of the most commonly seen terms in real life from the science field, yet 90% of people still don't know what CU is. Making the connection can already make your newly made friend go WOW.

6. You must be the square root of negative 1 because there is no way that you can be real.

Such an angelic saying. Very sweet and kind. Not only it is impressive, but it's also complementing the person in a lovely way to snatch her heart easily.

7. My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it? I’ll move closer if you can’t.

Not going into the science details of it, but you better Google what that is because it's surely interesting and would shock your girl with how brainy you are!

8. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

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What's there other than a covalent bond? Nothing right now, because that's all forming at the moment. Science pick-up lines are popular because science is everywhere in our everyday life.

9. I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10

Okay, do read the atmosphere and the room before using this pick-up line. Either you will get a happy girl or a punch in the sacks.

10. We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.

Any fun-loving, humorous science gal will love this joke. However, others might find it offensive. Know your audience before you make a bold joke like that. Either you will get very lucky or get kicked out of the bar!

11. If we were like chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.

We think scientists know it all, but we tend to forget there are so many fields in science and sometimes, a scientist in an irrelevant field could really have no idea what you are talking about. You could end up being the smarter person in the room teaching back what homologous is!

12. Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

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A very cheeky way to complement how hot your science girl is, any geeky girl with the passion for science will find this funny. Better yet, they would have a better come back that pushes you to that boiling point just right!

13. I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.

You're the apple of my eyes was a very popular saying a few years ago, not anymore! Now you have the new favorite pick-up line to use!

14. If you were an element, you’d be Francium, because you’re the most attractive.

With all the periodic table jokes, you are getting better at science than the person you're trying to pick up!

15. We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.

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Bet the babies would have even better DNA. With her science brain and you're The Rock body, your baby is going to kick ass before he could walk!

16. To me, you’re hydrogen because you are my number 1.

A very sweet and romantic thing to say to win a girl's heart. No one can resist being put as a number 1, let alone being said in absolutely her favorite way too! When a science geek can find some the science joy in both work and love life, that's the ultimate version of living in the dream!

17. You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.

Is the opposite attract real? Why don't I show you? You will see if everything they taught you in science school is applicable in real life or not.

18. Do you want to work with me to convert our potential energy into kinetic energy?

Understandably this pick-up line is going to get you a laugh rather than getting laid, but it's good to be humorous. Either you have to be funny or good-looking to get a girl, why can't you be both?

19. You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.

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We are all shining stars in our own way but it's good to be reminded of that sometimes! She would be very happy to hear a compliment like this and to know her value. You can complement her wisdom rather than her looks. She shines through in her respective field and will continue to do so with her hard work.

20. You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.

How do you wire someone's heart? I think you just showed me!

Tips and Tricks to Use Emotions to Impress Too

Pick-up lines aren't all there is in the dating field. If anything, pick-up lines are the most basic among all the advanced moves you could be making. Humans connect with emotions. Here are a few tips and tricks on how to impress someone with emotions!

1. Respond to their emotional needs

Something as simple as laughing with them and expressing a sense of sadness when she talks about an unfortunate event. Being able to respond accordingly is essential for someone to connect with you. It shows them that you genuinely want to talk to them and you have an interest in their life and their stories, more than just sex, obviously.

To be completely honest, it's hard for you to feel 100% for each person feels, especially with someone you just meet. What you can do is at least you could fake a proper expression. Like when someone says their dog just died, you don't go like "oh, bummer. One more round of beers?" You would ask if she is okay or asks her to share something about her dog. This forms a bond way better than you throwing all the cheesy pick-up lines.

2. Take an interest in what they say

Being showing emotions, you can also show you care by taking an interest in their life. You need to show her that you are interested in more than getting into her pants. Expand on the conversation. When she tells you she had a big promotion at work, ask her what more tasks would she cover from now on, if she is excited about it and if she feels ready. All these small questions really show how much you want to get to know this person.

The best tip is to ask about feelings. Not that you have to dig deep into the scars or anything, but generally how she feels about certain things. People bond easily over a shared feeling and value. If you can bond emotionally, it's easier to bond in other senses too.

3. Be calm in situations

Now this may not happen every time you meet someone, but occasionally unexpected things happen and how you deal with them shows character. Say you want to get one more round of beer and instead of charging you the normal price, the bartender for whatever give you the premium price. Naturally you'd be angry, but you don't want to be cursing at them for taking advantage of you because you're tipsy.

You want to be calm and reason with them. This is a quality trait many tend to forget because not always things trigger you. If you're unlucky that unpleasant things happen, remember to keep your cool. This shows the lady if you're agitated easily and you don't want to be that person.

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All these 20 science pick-up lines not only will give a smile to your face but will also make your dating life a lot easier when you just don't help to fall in love with the brains every time!


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