15 Jokes That Lesbians Or Bi Women Understand

It’s time to face the music and admit that usually, most people’s attitude towards people from the LGBT community is not the best one. A shame indeed, considering that the year is 2019 and that supposedly, the world has become a better and more open-minded place. Still, these attitudes have inspired lesbian and bi women to come up with ways to make fun of themselves before anyone else can do it. It’s funny how people’s defense mechanisms can act in certain situations, and this is one of them. This is why, in this article, we will be showing you some of the best jokes that only lesbian or bi women can understand and fully enjoy without any shame whatsoever. It’s time to have some fun and enjoy who we are, regardless of our sexual preferences. Here we go!

1.  What do you call a lesbian with long nails? Single!

2. Straighteners are not worth any money at all! I’ve been using one for three weeks and guess what? I’m still very much a lesbian!

3. One time, my girlfriend said to me that her period was late. For one second, I definitely thought that I had gotten her pregnant but then I remembered: we are lesbians!

4. There are horrible double standards between men and women nowadays! For example, when a man gets to sleep with many women he is called a “player”. When I do it, I’m a lesbian! Can you believe that?

5. This is a tragedy! My girlfriend has not texted me in three hours! In Lesbian Time, this is about six months!

When it comes to books on lesbian and bi jokes recommendations, the market is not that full of them. As we previously said, this is not such a popular subject but thankfully, it is starting to become one slowly. If you search thoroughly, you can definitely find some really good books that are full of lesbian jokes and many other things that you might find useful as a lesbian or bi woman. Here are just some of our recommendations

This book is based on stereotypical jokes about minorities or races but instead, it includes lesbians. It is definitely a nice read if you are looking for such jokes, even if some people might find them insulting. At the end of the day, it’s like we said in the beginning: the key is to make fun of yourself before anyone else does.

Again, another joke book full of over 220 hilarious jokes based on the lesbian lifestyle. You will not want to leave this book aside and you will laugh uncontrollably with or without your partner. Definitely, a must-have if you are looking for such entertainment!

This particular joke book has a more feminist approach to the subject, but it’s still very funny and a nice read. It also contains witty one-liners and short stories besides classic jokes and they are all about women who love women, and this being a very good and empowering thing.

This book contains a huge collection of absolutely hilarious gay and lesbian jokes that you can tell at parties to light up the mood or that you can read at home with your partner or even alone. Yes, it might be pretty stereotypical but it’s still funny and at the end of the day, this is all that matters, right?

All in all, all of these jokes were certainly funny and some of our favorites. They are the perfect thing to throw in when the situation between you two becomes tense and you want to lighten the mood. The books that we have recommended are also some of our favorites and contains loads of good jokes about lesbians and bi women that you may want to learn so that you can be the soul of the party next time. Remember that it’s always more fun to make jokes about yourself than to let anyone else do it. In the end, we are all equal human beings who can love who we want to love, enter relationships or not, and be whoever we feel like being, without anyone judging. This is an important luxury to have and even if not all may have it right now, it gets better. We promise!