150 Funny 'I Love You Like' Sayings That Brightens Your Day

1. I love you like a bee loves honey.

2. I love you like a cat loves chasing its tail

3. I love you like R Kelly loves vinyl sheets.

4. I love you like a blonde loves her hair-dye.

5. I love you like a squirrel loves nuts.

6. I love you like Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts. I cannot lie.

7. I love you like a child loves a teddy-bear.

8. I love you like a chicken loves worms.

9. I love you like 3rd graders love smarties.

10. I love you like my Grandmother loves romance novels.

11. I love you like middle age men on business in Nevada love brothels.

12. I love you like a dog loves biting a piece of bone.

13. I love you like the Top 40’s countdown loves a hit.

14. I love you like a crack addict loves the rock.

15. I love you more than Paula Dean loves butter.

16. I love you like a hammer loves a nail.

17. I love you like Chinese love rice.

18. I love you like Peanut Butter loves Jelly.

19. I love you like buttons love holes.

20. I love you like Joan Jett loves Rock & Roll.

21. I love you like Joanie loves Chachi.

22. I love you like boys love cars.

23. I love you like a fish needs water.

24. I love you like a bird loves air.

25. I love you like dry ground loves rain.

26. I love you like a movie goer loves popcorn.

27. I love you like all stars and the moon love nights.

28. I love you like the sun loves summer.

29. I love you like I love my beautiful house.

30. I love you like I love Pork Belly.

31. I love you like I love to sleep while the raindrops fall on the rooftop.

32. I love you like I love eating Sushi.

33. I love you like I love my essential oils.

34. I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

35. I love you like a cow likes grass.

36. I love you like most people love their weekends.

37. I love you like I love romantic movies.

38. I love you like I love fallen stars.

39. I love you like I love Mexican food.

40. I love you like I love French Fries.

41. I love you like the moon likes the darkness.

42. I love you like a tie likes the suit.

43. I love you like any words can say.

44. I love you like the huge distance between us.

45 I love you like I love my vacations.

46. I love you like I love my raw steak.

47. I love you like Juliet loves Romeo.

48. I love you like Minnie loves Mickey.

49. I love you like I love my cell phone.

50. I love you like iPhone and iPad combined, which I cannot live without.

51. I love you like kids love to watch cartoons.

52. I love you like the butterflies in the gardens, the rainbow over the blue sky, and the greeneries in the meadow.

53. I love you like I love Resse’s peanut butter cups.

54. I love you like I love red wine and dark chocolate.

55. I love you like the unforgettable first kiss.

56. I love you like babies love to cuddle.

57. I love you like the Godiva chocolate, my favorite.

58. I love you like you’ll ever know.

59. I love you like you can possibly imagine.

60. I love you like the best romantic poems ever written.

61. I love you like an alcoholic loves beer.

62. I love you like I love beer.

63. I love you like I love hamsters, my favorite pets since the second grade.

64. I love you like I love my cat.

65. I love you like guys love football.

66. I love you like a child loves a teddy bear.

67. I love you like a tornado loves a mobile home park.

68. I love you like Captain America likes his shield.

69. I love you like a bird loves to fly.

70. I love you like a dwarf likes her high heels.

71. I love you like any person loves sleeping

72. I love you like salt loves pepper.

73. I love you like a pirates love swearing.

74. I love you like the sun loves a blue sky.

75. I love you like Peter Pan loves Neverland.

76. I love you like a child loves ice cream.

77. I love you like kids love Pop Tarts.

78. I love you like a toothbrush loves toothpaste.

79. I love you like when I get a seat on the crowded train so that I can play a game on my smartphone.

80. I love you like Charlie loves Wonka bars.

81. I love you like my cat, and no one has replaced her so far.

82. I love you like chocolate cake, carrot cake, and cheesecake.

83. I love you like a chocolate mud pie, meringue pie, and apple pie.

84. I love you like nachos, tacos, and burritos.

85. I love you like the baby loves his pacifier.

86. I love you like fish needs water.

87. I love you like my next breath.

88. I love you like worms like rotten apples.

89. I love you like babies love to cry.

90. I love you like chocolate chip cookies, and believe me, I love those cookies.

91. I love you like how Italians love olive oil.

92. I love you like a caterpillar loves to become a butterfly.

93. I love you because you are awesome.

94. I love you like a little girl dreams of weddings.

95. I love you like I love Netflix! And that’s a lot.

96. I love you like my Xbox.

97. I love you like pasta loves tomato sauce.

98. I love you like how my dog worships me.

99. I love you like I love breadsticks with extra cheese.

100. I love you like a sore throat loves honey.

101. I love you like I love cats.

102. I love you like I love my Netflix subscription.

103. I love you like Jack loves Sally.

104. I love you like Jessie loves Buzz Lightyear.

105. I love you like KFC, finger-lickin’ good.

106. I love you like Kim Kardashian loves selfies.

107. I love you like Koreans love kimchi.

108. I love you like lice loves an elementary school.

109. I love you like linguists love words.

110. I love you like Mickey loves Minnie.

111. I love you like my cat, and no one has replaced her so far.

112. I love you like my grandma loves my grandpa.

113. I love you like my iPhone, and I wish I can hold you in my hands, every minute of the day.

114. I love you like my next breath

115. I love you like my vain friend loves himself.

116. I love you like my Xbox.

117. I love you like old people love apple sauce.

118. I love you like a bookworm loves the books.

119. I love you like philosophy loves being obscure.

120. I love you like producers love money.

121. I love you like Romeo loves Juliet.

122. I love you like Russel Crowe loves throwing phones at people.

123. I love you like Santa loves cookies and milk.

124. I love you like schoolgirls love gossip.

125. I love you like Scorsese loves Leonardo DiCaprio.

126. I love you like the British love their tea.

127. I love you like the butterflies in the gardens, the rainbow over the blue sky, and the greeneries in the meadow.

128. I love you like the cold loves a sneeze.

129. I love you like the Cookie Monster loves cookies.

130. I love you like a mouse loves cheese.

131. I love you like the government loves taxing its citizens.

132. I love you like the Imperial March loves Darth Vader.

133. I love you like the plague loves rats.

134. I love you like my mom loves to be right every time.

135. I love you like the sand loves the sea.

136. I love you like the sun loves redheads.

137. I love you like the sun, the ocean and the mountains.

138. I love you like the thrills I get from roller coaster ride, skiing down an icy slope, and bungee jumping.

139. I love you like the tooth fairy loves baby teeth.

140. I love you like the unforgettable first kiss.

141. I love you like there are grains of sand in every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.

142. I love you like there are stars in the sky.

143. I love you like time loves a paradox.

144. I love you like trees love the cool breeze.

145. I love you like when I get a seat on the crowded train so that I can play game on my smartphone with both hands.

146. I love you like Winnie the Pooh loves honey.

147. I love you like women love diamonds.

148. I love you like zombies love brains.

149. I love you more than all the answers on the Internet!

150. I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow and many days to come.