150 Funny 'I Love You Like' Sayings That Brightens Your Day

Tongue in cheek 'I Love You Like' sayings for a bit of laughter

By Fred S.
150 Funny 'I Love You Like' Sayings That Brightens Your Day

1. I love you like a bee loves honey.

2. I love you like a cat loves chasing its tail

3. I love you like R Kelly loves vinyl sheets.

4. I love you like a blonde loves her hair-dye.

5. I love you like a squirrel loves nuts.

6. I love you like Sir Mix-a-lot likes big butts. I cannot lie.

7. I love you like a child loves a teddy-bear.

8. I love you like a chicken loves worms.

9. I love you like 3rd graders love smarties.

10. I love you like my Grandmother loves romance novels.

11. I love you like middle age men on business in Nevada love brothels.

12. I love you like a dog loves biting a piece of bone.

13. I love you like the Top 40’s countdown loves a hit.

14. I love you like a crack addict loves the rock.

15. I love you more than Paula Dean loves butter.

16. I love you like a hammer loves a nail.

17. I love you like Chinese love rice.

18. I love you like Peanut Butter loves Jelly.

19. I love you like buttons love holes.

20. I love you like Joan Jett loves Rock & Roll.

21. I love you like Joanie loves Chachi.

22. I love you like boys love cars.

23. I love you like a fish needs water.

24. I love you like a bird loves air.

25. I love you like dry ground loves rain.

26. I love you like a movie goer loves popcorn.

27. I love you like all stars and the moon love nights.

28. I love you like the sun loves summer.

29. I love you like I love my beautiful house.

30. I love you like I love Pork Belly.

31. I love you like I love to sleep while the raindrops fall on the rooftop.

32. I love you like I love eating Sushi.

33. I love you like I love my essential oils.

34. I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

35. I love you like a cow likes grass.

36. I love you like most people love their weekends.

37. I love you like I love romantic movies.

38. I love you like I love fallen stars.

39. I love you like I love Mexican food.

40. I love you like I love French Fries.

41. I love you like the moon likes the darkness.

42. I love you like a tie likes the suit.

43. I love you like any words can say.

44. I love you like the huge distance between us.

45 I love you like I love my vacations.

46. I love you like I love my raw steak.

47. I love you like Juliet loves Romeo.

48. I love you like Minnie loves Mickey.

49. I love you like I love my cell phone.

50. I love you like iPhone and iPad combined, which I cannot live without.

Funny 'I Love You Like' Sayings, Memes and Quotes for Him

51. I love you like kids love to watch cartoons.

52. I love you like the butterflies in the gardens, the rainbow over the blue sky, and the greeneries in the meadow.

53. I love you like I love Resse’s peanut butter cups.

54. I love you like I love red wine and dark chocolate.

55. I love you like the unforgettable first kiss.

56. I love you like babies love to cuddle.

57. I love you like the Godiva chocolate, my favorite.

58. I love you like you’ll ever know.

59. I love you like you can possibly imagine.

60. I love you like the best romantic poems ever written.

61. I love you like an alcoholic loves beer.

62. I love you like I love beer.

63. I love you like I love hamsters, my favorite pets since the second grade.

64. I love you like I love my cat.

65. I love you like guys love football.

66. I love you like a child loves a teddy bear.

67. I love you like a tornado loves a mobile home park.

68. I love you like Captain America likes his shield.

69. I love you like a bird loves to fly.

70. I love you like a dwarf likes her high heels.

71. I love you like any person loves sleeping

72. I love you like salt loves pepper.

73. I love you like a pirates love swearing.

74. I love you like the sun loves a blue sky.

75. I love you like Peter Pan loves Neverland.

76. I love you like a child loves ice cream.

77. I love you like kids love Pop Tarts.

78. I love you like a toothbrush loves toothpaste.

79. I love you like when I get a seat on the crowded train so that I can play a game on my smartphone.

80. I love you like Charlie loves Wonka bars.

81. I love you like my cat, and no one has replaced her so far.

82. I love you like chocolate cake, carrot cake, and cheesecake.

83. I love you like a chocolate mud pie, meringue pie, and apple pie.

84. I love you like nachos, tacos, and burritos.

85. I love you like the baby loves his pacifier.

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86. I love you like fish needs water.

87. I love you like my next breath.

88. I love you like worms like rotten apples.

89. I love you like babies love to cry.

90. I love you like chocolate chip cookies, and believe me, I love those cookies.

91. I love you like how Italians love olive oil.

92. I love you like a caterpillar loves to become a butterfly.

93. I love you because you are awesome.

94. I love you like a little girl dreams of weddings.

95. I love you like I love Netflix! And that’s a lot.

96. I love you like my Xbox.

97. I love you like pasta loves tomato sauce.

98. I love you like how my dog worships me.

99. I love you like I love breadsticks with extra cheese.

100. I love you like a sore throat loves honey.

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Funny 'I Love You Like' Sayings, Memes and Quotes for Her

101. I love you like I love cats.

102. I love you like I love my Netflix subscription.

103. I love you like Jack loves Sally.

104. I love you like Jessie loves Buzz Lightyear.

105. I love you like KFC, finger-lickin’ good.

106. I love you like Kim Kardashian loves selfies.

107. I love you like Koreans love kimchi.

108. I love you like lice loves an elementary school.

109. I love you like linguists love words.

110. I love you like Mickey loves Minnie.

111. I love you like my cat, and no one has replaced her so far.

112. I love you like my grandma loves my grandpa.

113. I love you like my iPhone, and I wish I can hold you in my hands, every minute of the day.

114. I love you like my next breath

115. I love you like my vain friend loves himself.

116. I love you like my Xbox.

117. I love you like old people love apple sauce.

118. I love you like a bookworm loves the books.

119. I love you like philosophy loves being obscure.

120. I love you like producers love money.

121. I love you like Romeo loves Juliet.

122. I love you like Russel Crowe loves throwing phones at people.

123. I love you like Santa loves cookies and milk.

124. I love you like schoolgirls love gossip.

125. I love you like Scorsese loves Leonardo DiCaprio.

126. I love you like the British love their tea.

127. I love you like the butterflies in the gardens, the rainbow over the blue sky, and the greeneries in the meadow.

128. I love you like the cold loves a sneeze.

129. I love you like the Cookie Monster loves cookies.

130. I love you like a mouse loves cheese.

131. I love you like the government loves taxing its citizens.

132. I love you like the Imperial March loves Darth Vader.

133. I love you like the plague loves rats.

134. I love you like my mom loves to be right every time.

135. I love you like the sand loves the sea.

136. I love you like the sun loves redheads.

137. I love you like the sun, the ocean and the mountains.

138. I love you like the thrills I get from roller coaster ride, skiing down an icy slope, and bungee jumping.

139. I love you like the tooth fairy loves baby teeth.

140. I love you like the unforgettable first kiss.

141. I love you like there are grains of sand in every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.

142. I love you like there are stars in the sky.

143. I love you like time loves a paradox.

144. I love you like trees love the cool breeze.

145. I love you like when I get a seat on the crowded train so that I can play game on my smartphone with both hands.

146. I love you like Winnie the Pooh loves honey.

147. I love you like women love diamonds.

148. I love you like zombies love brains.

149. I love you more than all the answers on the Internet!

150. I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow and many days to come.

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Summary

All jokes aside, love is such a divine blessing that the feeling of it is unique to everyone, and each couple has their own way of expressing it. No matter which words they choose though, it always sounds adorable because the core message behind it communicates absolute affection! Even a confession of love gets a whole lot better if there’s a bit of humor involved in it, and hopefully this article has provided some great examples of just that. Feel free to take inspiration from some of these quotes to express love in your own words, best of luck!  

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